My son-in-law invited me to the deck to watch the moon, intending to push me overboard. He thought I was frail and senile. He didn’t know I used to be an Olympic swimmer. I dodged, and as he flailed, I threw him the lifebuoy… “The rope is cut!” he shrieked. “I know,” I said. “You were thorough, Greg. Too thorough.”
My son-in-law invited me to the deck to watch the moon, intending to push me overboard. He thought I was frail and senile. He didn’t know I used to be an Olympic swimmer. I dodged, and as he flailed, I threw him the lifebuoy… but the rope had been cut beforehand by his own hand….
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