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I kept pressing on the dented foam while my sister tried to push me away, and everyone started grabbing at her stomach, finding more straps and padding.<\/p>\n

\u201cI followed her after she said she had an OB appointment yesterday,\u201d my husband said. \u201cShe went to a bar and drank for two hours, then bought three more fake bellies at a costume shop downtown.\u201d<\/p>\n

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I kept pressing on the dented foam while my sister tried to push me away, and everyone started grabbing at her stomach, finding more straps and padding. \u201cI followed her after she said she had an OB appointment yesterday,\u201d my husband said. \u201cShe went to a bar and drank for two hours, then bought three…<\/p>\n

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