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Did I suspect anything? Not a chance. I was too busy praying no one\u2019s diaper detonated before takeoff.<\/p>\n

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The gate agent scanned his ticket, beamed, and Eric turned to me with a smug grin: \u201cBabe, I managed to snag an upgrade. You\u2019ll be fine with the kids, right? See you on the other side.\u201d<\/p>\n

I laughed. Surely it was a joke.<\/p>\n

It wasn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

Before I could blink, he kissed my cheek and strutted into business class like some traitor prince. Meanwhile, I stood there with two squirming toddlers and a collapsing stroller, unraveling in front of the universe.<\/p>\n

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Did I suspect anything? Not a chance. I was too busy praying no one\u2019s diaper detonated before takeoff. Then boarding started. For illustrative purposes only The gate agent scanned his ticket, beamed, and Eric turned to me with a smug grin: \u201cBabe, I managed to snag an upgrade. You\u2019ll be fine with the kids, right?…<\/p>\n

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