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I approached my mother-in-law with a glass of red wine \u2014 supposedly to \u201cmake peace,\u201d clink glasses, take a photo. She leaned forward slightly, and in that moment I \u201caccidentally\u201d brushed her with my hand.<\/p>\n

Splashes of red wine \u2014 straight onto her white dress.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh!\u201d \u2014 she gasped, wiping the fabric. \u201cHow clumsy\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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I approached my mother-in-law with a glass of red wine \u2014 supposedly to \u201cmake peace,\u201d clink glasses, take a photo. She leaned forward slightly, and in that moment I \u201caccidentally\u201d brushed her with my hand. Splashes of red wine \u2014 straight onto her white dress. \u201cOh!\u201d \u2014 she gasped, wiping the fabric. \u201cHow clumsy\u2026\u201d I…<\/p>\n

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