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My aunt was laughing so hard she could barely stand. All the other kids at the party started laughing, too.<\/p>\n

I didn\u2019t cry or shout. I just smiled calmly, took my daughter home, and began to plan my response. They had no idea what I was about to do.<\/p>\n

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I still remember the exact shade of pink frosting on that cake. My daughter,\u00a0Rosie<\/span><\/strong>, had picked it out herself three weeks earlier, pressing her tiny hands against the bakery window as she pointed at the design with princesses and unicorns.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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My aunt was laughing so hard she could barely stand. All the other kids at the party started laughing, too. I didn\u2019t cry or shout. I just smiled calmly, took my daughter home, and began to plan my response. They had no idea what I was about to do. I still remember the exact shade…<\/p>\n

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