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The slap came so hard and fast I didn\u2019t see the wind-up. One moment I was propped up on pillows; the next, I was on the floor, my IV stand crashing down with me, the machine screaming its electronic protest.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gary stood over me, his chest heaving. His\u00a0<\/span>Bowling League Championship Ring<\/span><\/strong>\u2014the cubic zirconia monstrosity he never shut up about winning in 2019\u2014had caught my lip when he connected. He was yelling something about how I needed to stop pretending, stop being dramatic, stop costing him money.<\/span><\/p>\n

The irony wasn\u2019t lost on me. He was creating quite the dramatic scene himself, especially when two nurses, a burly security guard, and eventually three police officers rushed in.<\/span><\/p>\n

You should have seen Gary\u2019s face when the uniforms walked in. It went from purple rage to sheet-white shock faster than his beloved\u00a0<\/span>Corvette<\/span><\/strong>\u2014the one he claimed could do 0 to 60 in 4.2 seconds, though he never tested it because he was too cheap to waste the premium gas. He immediately switched gears, putting on his \u201cconcerned father\u201d mask. He tried to explain it was all a misunderstanding, just some \u201ctough love,\u201d and that \u201ckids these days\u201d\u2014I was pushing thirty\u2014needed discipline.<\/span><\/p>\n

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The slap came so hard and fast I didn\u2019t see the wind-up. One moment I was propped up on pillows; the next, I was on the floor, my IV stand crashing down with me, the machine screaming its electronic protest. Gary stood over me, his chest heaving. His\u00a0Bowling League Championship Ring\u2014the cubic zirconia monstrosity he…<\/p>\n

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