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\u201cI did not!\u201d Miranda gasped, her demeanor flipping instantly from amusement to victimhood. She grabbed my mother\u2019s arm. \u201cI came in to check on her and found her like this! She must have gotten into the jar herself! I was laughing from\u2026 from shock! It was hysteria!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s a lie!\u201d I shouted. \u201cThe jar was downstairs! A five-year-old didn\u2019t bring it up here!\u201d<\/p>\n

I grabbed my phone from my pocket. My hands were shaking so hard I could barely unlock the screen. \u201cI\u2019m calling 911. She needs a hospital.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cI did not!\u201d Miranda gasped, her demeanor flipping instantly from amusement to victimhood. She grabbed my mother\u2019s arm. \u201cI came in to check on her and found her like this! She must have gotten into the jar herself! I was laughing from\u2026 from shock! It was hysteria!\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s a lie!\u201d I shouted. \u201cThe jar was…<\/p>\n

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