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People nodded along, gave me advice to \u201cbe simpler,\u201d and someone even said I should \u201cgo to church more often.\u201d And when it was time to toss the bouquet, my sister theatrically threw it in the opposite direction, as if by accident, then announced to the entire hall:<\/p>\n

\u2014 Looks like my sister will have to wait a little longer.<\/p>\n

I was already checking the time, mentally planning my escape through the kitchen, when I heard a calm, low, confident male voice behind me:<\/p>\n

\u2014 Play along. Pretend you came here with me. I promise you \u2014 your sister will regret every word.<\/p>\n

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People nodded along, gave me advice to \u201cbe simpler,\u201d and someone even said I should \u201cgo to church more often.\u201d And when it was time to toss the bouquet, my sister theatrically threw it in the opposite direction, as if by accident, then announced to the entire hall: \u2014 Looks like my sister will have…<\/p>\n

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