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I nearly fell off my chair from laughing. I pictured her wrapped in a blanket as if she\u2019d survived some global catastrophe.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, I heard footsteps in the background.<\/p>\n

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\u2014 Who are you talking to? \u2014 I heard my husband\u2019s voice.<\/p>\n

\u2014 No one! \u2014 she blurted out quickly and hung up.<\/p>\n

After such a dramatic finale, I had no choice but to drive home and \u201crescue\u201d my poor daughter\u2026 from broccoli, a bath, and going to bed early.<\/p>\n

Sometimes I think she has real acting talent. And sometimes \u2014 that she simply inherited my sense of drama.<\/p>\n

But I\u2019ll admit: I drove home with a huge smile on my face.<\/p>\n

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I nearly fell off my chair from laughing. I pictured her wrapped in a blanket as if she\u2019d survived some global catastrophe. Suddenly, I heard footsteps in the background.   \u2014 Who are you talking to? \u2014 I heard my husband\u2019s voice. \u2014 No one! \u2014 she blurted out quickly and hung up. After such…<\/p>\n

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