{"id":24864,"date":"2025-12-21T15:21:39","date_gmt":"2025-12-21T15:21:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/readmore.cx\/?p=24864"},"modified":"2025-12-21T15:21:39","modified_gmt":"2025-12-21T15:21:39","slug":"here-are-clothes-and-food-for-a-week-im-flying-off-on-vacation-with-my-mistress-and-im-taking-the-children-with-me-the-husband-said-throwing-the-bag-of-clothes-onto-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/readmore.cx\/?p=24864","title":{"rendered":"Here are clothes and food for a week, I\u2019m flying off on vacation with my mistress, and I\u2019m taking the children with me,\u201d the husband said, throwing the bag of clothes onto the snow-covered porch of the old house"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are clothes and food for a week. I\u2019m flying off on vacation with my mistress, and I\u2019m taking the children with me,\u201d the husband said, throwing the bag of clothes onto the snow-covered porch of the old house. But he couldn\u2019t even imagine what kind of surprise was waiting for them at the airport \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n

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It was minus fifteen degrees. The snow crunched underfoot, the air cut into my lungs. This dacha was fifty kilometers from the city \u2014 no neighbors, no transport, no connection. The perfect place to get rid of a wife.<\/p>\n

I stood there in an old jacket, clutching a folder of documents in my hands, silently watching my husband hurriedly unload a bundle of damp firewood and a sack of grain from the trunk. He did everything quickly, nervously \u2014 as if he were afraid to stay near me even one minute longer.<\/p>\n

\u201cI changed the locks in the apartment! You won\u2019t be able to come home anymore!\u201d he shouted from the car.<\/p>\n

The children were sitting in the back seat. They didn\u2019t look at me. Everything had already been explained to them \u2014 in his own way.<\/p>\n

The black SUV lurched forward, the wheels spinning in the loose snow. The car slowly disappeared around the bend between the pines, leaving behind only tire tracks and the smell of exhaust.<\/p>\n

I watched him drive away\u2026 and smiled. Because my husband and his mistress had no idea what kind of surprise awaited them at the airport. \ud83d\ude32\ud83e\udd14 Continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n

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My husband missed the most important thing. He didn\u2019t notice how, at night while he was asleep, I opened his travel bag. How I carefully rearranged its contents. How I placed an empty folder inside and took everything else with me.<\/p>\n

A few hours passed. The snowfall grew heavier. I lit the stove, made some tea, and waited calmly.<\/p>\n

The call came late in the evening.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere are you?!\u201d my husband\u2019s voice was shaking with rage. \u201cWhere are my documents?!\u201d<\/p>\n

I could hear the noise of the airport, flight announcements, and the hysterical whisper of the mistress somewhere nearby.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat are you talking about?\u201d I asked calmly.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere\u2019s NOTHING in the folder! My passport, money, cards \u2014 EVERYTHING IS GONE!\u201d<\/p>\n

He was almost screaming. \u201cWhat did you do?!\u201d<\/p>\n

I imagined the scene: the check-in counter, the confused man, the mistress holding her ticket with a cold look in her eyes. She gets through. He doesn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

\u201cHas the mistress already passed security?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n

He went silent. That silence was sweet.<\/p>\n

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\u201cShe\u2019s flying alone,\u201d he finally hissed. \u201cAnd you\u2026 you\u2019ll regret this. Where are you anyway?!\u201d<\/p>\n

I looked at the dark window, behind which the snow was falling quietly.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s none of your business where I am,\u201d I said. \u201cThe documents are right where you left me. Come and get them. Otherwise, they\u2019ve probably been soaking in the snow for a long time already.\u201d<\/p>\n

And I hung up.<\/p>\n

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Here are clothes and food for a week. I\u2019m flying off on vacation with my mistress, and I\u2019m taking the children with me,\u201d the husband said, throwing the bag of clothes onto the snow-covered porch of the old house. But he couldn\u2019t even imagine what kind of surprise was waiting for them at the airport…<\/p>\n

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