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The mid-July sun beat down on the cracked pavement of Oak Creek, a small, dusty town somewhere in the Midwest where dreams went to die and gossip traveled faster than broadband internet. It was a place where people measured success by the size of their pickup trucks and the number of flags on their front porch.<\/span><\/p>\n

Elena Sterling sat at the wobbly kitchen table of the Gable residence, picking at a plate of overcooked meatloaf. The air conditioning unit in the window rattled and wheezed, fighting a losing battle against the humid heat.<\/span><\/p>\n

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1. Cinderella in the Cornbelt The mid-July sun beat down on the cracked pavement of Oak Creek, a small, dusty town somewhere in the Midwest where dreams went to die and gossip traveled faster than broadband internet. It was a place where people measured success by the size of their pickup trucks and the number…<\/p>\n

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