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I was on my porch sipping lukewarm coffee when the patrol car rolled up across the street. It parked right in front of Miss Lillian\u2019s place\u2014you know, the one with the peeling shutters and \u201cNO SOLICITING\u201d sign that\u2019s older than me.<\/p>\n

I figured it was about the noise complaint from last weekend, or maybe her grandson Damien finally got busted for blasting that bass-heavy nonsense at 3 a.m. But then the officer stepped out\u2014calm, steady, the kind who didn\u2019t need to raise his voice to get things done.<\/p>\n

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I was on my porch sipping lukewarm coffee when the patrol car rolled up across the street. It parked right in front of Miss Lillian\u2019s place\u2014you know, the one with the peeling shutters and \u201cNO SOLICITING\u201d sign that\u2019s older than me. I figured it was about the noise complaint from last weekend, or maybe her…<\/p>\n

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