How did my sister’s wedding turn into a crime scene in under twenty minutes?
My sister Felicity was halfway down the aisle when I realized the champagne I’d just sipped tasted wrong. It was bitter and chalky, with a weird metallic aftertaste that made my tongue feel thick. I set the glass down and tried to focus, but my vision started getting blurry. The string quartet playing Canon in D sounded like it was underwater. My hands started tingling first, then my feet. I stared at the champagne flute, realizing something was seriously wrong.
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