Later that night, slightly tipsy, the father-in-law leaned toward his wife and whispered:

— You know… I still want to install a camera in our son-in-law’s car. Just to make sure our daughter is really marrying a decent man.

The mother-in-law nearly choked with indignation.

— Are you out of your mind? — she hissed. — We’ve known him for almost two years. He’s a good, intelligent guy. That would be such a dirty thing to do.

— It doesn’t matter, — the father-in-law waved it off. — Better safe than sorry. If everything’s clean, after the wedding we’ll laugh about my paranoia