Chapter 1: The Vapor and the Verdict
The knocking on the door wasn’t polite. It was the heavy, authoritative thud of law enforcement, a sound that vibrates in your sternum before it even registers in your ears.
I sat at the kitchen table, my left arm wrapped in thick, sterile gauze that smelled faintly of silver sulfadiazine and localized trauma. My husband, Greg, was standing by the refrigerator, staring into the middle distance, looking like a man trying to solve a puzzle with half the pieces missing. Or perhaps, a man trying desperately not to see the completed picture.
When he opened the door, the morning light flooded the hallway, illuminating two uniformed officers. One held a manila file; the other held a stance of rigid professionalism.
“Elaine Harper?” the speaking officer asked. His voice cut through the stale air of the house.
My mother-in-law stepped out from the living room. She was wearing her floral housecoat, her hair perfectly coiffed, a ceramic mug of tea in her hand. She looked for all the world like the benevolent matriarch of a Sunday morning commercial.
“I am Elaine,” she said, her voice dripping with confused innocence.
“You’re under investigation for assault with a deadly weapon and domestic battery.”
My mother-in-law stepped out from the living room. She was wearing her floral housecoat, her hair perfectly coiffed, a ceramic mug of tea in her hand. She looked for all the world like the benevolent matriarch of a Sunday morning commercial.
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